I wanna mini-button maker!!!!

I went to this trendy craft bazaar (kind of an oxy-moron, I know) before Christmas, and everywhere they had mini-buttons. For just $1 I had this one specially made for me!

An evening of quiet repose

Ok Tracy I think I have one-upped you again! Haha! I just spent the last 2 hours doing needle work and watching Jane Eyre on Masterpiece Theater. Oh the romance, oh the...the.....the nerdiness.

Badass Bitches

It would have been nice to be a lesbian at the Minnesota Rollergirls game.

I like chop sticks

And I like fun lights at bars!

The ULTIMATE in nerd

What a naughty fish!
I love me my webcam...and I can make little things move around on the screen while I'm talking ,and then take stills to prove the nerdiness that is Linda.

Inside the bordello

1 month = 11bls

This is the cover of my memory album from my London trip 2001. I finally put it all together and that bitch is heavy. Just one month was heavy, imagine how much my year in Germany will weigh.

Smitten Kitten

So I'm totally smitten for my Turkish/German man....I can't help myself...nor do I want to.

Where's my fucking fairy?

And I don't mean you Brian....
So I just saw Pan's Labyrinth (not labia Alexa), and as tribute I was going to photograph my pewter fairy with purple glass wings, but I think I hid it from myself thinking that I was too old to own such things.
I just had to settle on Cinderella's Slipper.

Teaching is rough...

So I'm advising on the lighting for a Holocaust play at a local high school. I love showing the student how to use the light board, but I feel so bad for my friend who is directing. Stupid school politics!

Funky

Part of my bedroom design

Memories

I saw a show at the Bryant Lake Bowl tonight and I got nostalgic over the burlesque show that I performed in there a few months ago....

Hat!

So this is the hat I made for my mom. I got lucky that it turned out great, since it was only my second hat, but all the local ladies in Montana insisted that I have to start an internet business selling my knitting. ????

Ah mother nature

If you look closely there is a piece a trash deep inside.

I'm going back to Lederhosen Land!

Best Picture Ever!...well not really

Yeah, yeah, I've been a little distracted of late, but I promise to ammend my ways and post more.

Writing on the Wall

MY little ponies had shoes!

So I've been away to Montana for the last week and it was a time for relaxation, introspection, and lots of TLC...the TV station that is...I love my home makeover shows. So sorry for all the pictures all at once, but I'm catching up.

She's more butch than I remembered.

Anal Butter

It looked lewd and I destroyed it in my shock....sadly before I could take a picture.

Nightly Tom and Jerry

Which is freakier?

Montana

Merry Christmas (in the name of the Father)