As Willie Nelson says...

We covered over 5,000 miles. Here are the highlights...

South Dakota!

Alexa look closely at this car.

WallDrug, home of the shittiest cup of coffee.

Wyoming!

Montana!
The Ranch

My Mom and Dad's names carved into the sandstone...a family tradition.

It's a boy!

This might look impressive, but really you don't know how many shots I took.

The old couple

Idaho!

Washington!

Nose to nose....and humping?

This one's for you Jonesie

Mount St. Helens...only not

Oregon!

California!
Big fucking trees.

Nevada!

Idaho! again

What what? Smoking indoors.

Wyoming! again

Montana!...again

Roadtrip bridge obsession...

I love those bridges.

YUM!

Da Cubs

Chicago

'nuff said...

Innocent little Dwight curls up for his evening repose...or is all as it seems????

Shockingly it is revealed that Dwight isn't the innocent he was thought to be.

Horribly slighted and betrayed white monkey discovers the betrayal.

But he too cannot resist the allures of the Dwight.

Soon all the creatures of the forest are drawn in by his terrible, overwhelming power.

I've been sick, uninspired, and busy....sorry...and I'm lame.

The craft fair...

The still in the madness

The brawl

The polka band